Answer:

anon, you just made my day. i love you too 💕

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(via officialburger)

when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends

(Source: stiffyforstyles, via officialburger)

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

(Source: punkasslouis, via my-family-thinks-im-funny)

(Source: tokanye--lovekanye, via welove-oddfuture)

slint:

“Huehueteotl”, the Axl Rose/Eminem fanfiction written by John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats

(via kaykonut)

prince-rylie:

idk who voices me now but I want a new voice actor 

(via liberatedelsen)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

extrasad:

my baby brother just asked me what homophobic is and I told him that it means that you hate gay people and he said he’s not homophobic because he doesn’t hate gay people, he hates everyone.

BLESS THIS CHILD

(via strawberryjacuzzi)

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling, via strawberryjacuzzi)

yeahfaggot:

tyler over the years